Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Hopefully this will brighten your day!

Schizophrenia – Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia – I think I’ll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic – Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and…..

Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting on a Open Fire

Personality Disorder – You better watch out, I’m gonna cry, I’m gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell you why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells

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This little ditty was forwarded to me via email by Denise from https://www.3blinddogs.com